OK--I am officially old. This is the quintessential "what are kids these days listening to?" blog.
Here are a few lyrics that I found awkward, disturbing, or just plain funny.
1. "Don't trust a ho, never trust a ho, won't trust a ho cause the ho won't trust me." or from the same song.."Shush girl, shut your lips, do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips."
2. "Doin' da stanky legg, do da stanky legg, do da stanky legg"
3. "The call me her..they call me Stacy..That's Not My Name..That's Not My Name."
4. "Birthday Sex..Birthday Sex..."
5. Oh..and what the heck is a "disco stick" :oP
6. "You da, you da best, you da you da best...best I eva had, best I eva had" (which I believe is an edit of "you da f***in best"
7. "We like her and we like her too...and she like us too." "I can never just pick one so you can't say I'm choosy hoes." and from the same song."my butter pecan Puerto Rican."
8. "Them chickens jackin' my style"
9. "Somebody call 911, Shawty fire burning on the dance floor."
10. "You're a jerk, I know, you're a jerk, I know."
11. "Kiss me thru the phone, see you when i get home"
PLEASE..feel free to add your own really stupid lyrics. I should seriously consider becoming a song writer...I can totally write lyrics like these.
3 comments:
What the heck kind of music do you listen to? I have never heard any of these...that makes me really old.
So I have stupid music lyrics to add...
"Um Bop"
LOL--this is just crap I have heard passing channels on the radio or out and about or on tv.
VERY FUNNY--how about candy coated rain drops?
HA HA I thought about that one too!!!!
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